2 tributes from each major fandom will be chosen at random and sent to the Karpital, where they will be assigned a mentor (the most popular fic writer for each fandom) and a stylist team (the make-up and fashion bloggers).
The tributes will then enter the arena. The Cornucopia will hold packs with laptops, chargers, and wi-fi codes. Each tribute must grab a pack if they wish to survive the games. Those who do not grab a pack will be immediately taken out (The Bloodbath).
The following days will be spent with members of the Nation sitting on the edge of their seats while celebrations take place all through the Karpital. King Karp will sit behind his desk, chuckling to himself.
The winning tribute will be decided by how many followers they have, and how many unfollows they have gotten throughout the course of the Tumblr Games. The losing tributes have their blogs deleted, and the members of the winning tribute’s fandom get extra special blogging privileges.
That is, of course, until the next Tumblr Games.
And each year, as King Karp opens the new arena, he will say:
“You all know why we do this: as a reminder of the Dark Days. When the rebel forces from District E refused to cooperate with the Karpital. Remember those days, and we shall never let them happen again. And now, let the 74th Tumblr Games BEGIN.”